progress?

well there you have it. i have successfully gotten rejection from christian women down to a fine science. what once took me 5 years i can now accomplish in 5 days. it's high time i admit (if i havent already) that i have no idea what they are looking for. i appear to be destined for singleness or a lot of relationships with secular women. for no apparent reason success with secular women is usually easy. it doesnt even seem like christian women are overly choosey, judging by the guys they wind up with. there's just something i don't seem to offer that they're looking for, but idk what it is.
  anyway, i also succeeded in further confirming my theory formulated in life experience that girls just dont like me when i'm nice. if i'm mean, i totally have a shot. if i'm nice, they write me off quicker than you can say 'lets just be frirends'. so you know, you can't go halfway. if you want to play the jerk you have to play it to the hilt, because one chink in the armor and it can all come crashing down. so since i sort of accidentally started it off playing the nice guy i wa slike you know what, screw everything life has taught me so far. let me be so darn nice, so darn sincere, and so darn genuine that nobody could ever say i could have been any nicer, sincerer, or genuine-r. i spoke right from my little-ol heart the entire time, and this turned out to be the secret to getting the 'five years' down to 'five days'.